-Fade in on title card saying "Matilda And Naomi"-
Its September 1st,10 years after Homer intoxicated the town with nuclear waste food and killed them all except fore Lisa,who ate from her underground garden
The Jevons Live in the old Simpson's place now.
The Sun is rising
Matilda Yawns
Matilda:Another day at private school
Naomi gets out from under the bed
Matilda:why were you down there
Naomi:I had a dream about zombies i figured they'd be so busy eating you they'd forget about me
Matilda:UHH!...are you implying im....im....FAT!
Naomi:No im implying your body is drowning in a Water Bed
Rhonda:Kids,breakfast!
Brittany runs passed Naomi and Matilda
Naomi:wow...watch out for the nine year old bullet
Derrik is down stairs eating pancakes
Derrik:You girls put toothepaste in my pillow
Naomi Laughs
Rhonda:hurry,we have to get in the car soon
Matilda:no mom,were walking
Derrik:ohhhh,you girls just want to stare at Marcus Bryans
Naomi:YESSSSS!!!
Matilda:well you want to see your girlfriend Irma.i mean dude she's 13
Derrik:ill be 13 next month!
Naomi:and we'll be 14
Brittany:and ill be 10!
Matilda:well..we better go
Both girls walk away
Matilda:Omg Nainai,its Marus!
Marcus is walking down the street with a smurk on his face
Naomi:OHHH!!YEAH!!!THATS JUST SO....HIT ME!
Matilda:what?
Naomi:HIT ME!
Matilda Slaps Naomi
Naomi:OH YEAH!
The girls walk into what used to be Sprinfield Elementary But is now a big "New Springfield Private School"
The Girls walk up to a girl with short brown hair and a green jacket with a jean skirt
Naomi:Hi Aris
Aris:Hey Girls.
They walk into class
6 hours later.....
they all 3 walk out of school
Naomi:and when she starting crying and hitting her head on my desk...classic
Matilda:gees Naomi,ive never seen you make our teacher break down like that
The 3 walk into the house and then into the twins' room
Matilda:Aris,go down stairs and tell your mom your here
Aris:Kay
She walks down stairs
The Twins hear Derrik crying in the bathroom
Naomi:Dude,wtf!
Derrik:Irma left me for someone else!she said she needed someone her age.ILL BE 13 NEXT MONTH!AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Naomi:AND WELL BE 14.BOO-YA!
Matilda smacks Naomi
Matilda:so who is the guy
Derrik:Marcus
Both girls are in shock
Naomi:Mar-Marcus-Marcus Bryans!?
Derrik:Ya
Naomi:#&*%@
Aris walks in
Aris:what is going on?
Naomi:Irma left Derrik for Marcus!
Aris:WHAT!
Derrik:i think i heard them say there were going to The Lake tonight
Naomi:WELL,THEY MUST BE CRUSHED UP
Later That Night
Irma:This has been awesome
Marcus:Yeah
Naomi:(whispers)i'll **** him up!
Irma:ill be right back
She walks into the restroom
Naomi charges at the stall
Irma:WTF!
Naomi:Get back with Derrik
Irma:NOO!!
Naomi:WHY!
Irma:because.....
Derrik:Its Ok,stop Irma
Irma:ok
Naomi:what?
Derrik:Well you put toothepaste in my pillow so i thought i would get you back by this scare.i payed Marcus
Marcus:Well,uh sorry gir-
Naomi Passes out
She starts wake hearing herself say "Marcus talked to me"
Marcus:Are you ok Naomi
Naomi:He said my name
Naomi passes out again
